I HAVE NO BONES

I Have No Bones

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I HAVE NO BONES

I Have No Bones

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  • Bestseller! 100% ringspun cotton crew neck t-shirt
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Some days require structure. Today is not one of those days.

“I Have No Bones” captures the exact moment when your notifications are piling up, people keep expecting things from you, and your body has decided its only available setting is puddle. This floppy orange cat isn’t getting up anytime soon, and frankly, we respect the commitment.

When the messages can wait and being horizontal feels like your greatest achievement, this t-shirt has your status update covered. Put it on, embrace your boneless era, and become one with the nearest soft surface.

 

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Overall rating: 4.8810887 / 5 from 698 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

The 'I Have No Bones' t-shirt is praised for its high-quality fabric, vibrant colors, and adorable design. Customers appreciate the perfect fit and comfortable material, making it a great addition to any wardrobe.

Summary topics

  • Fabric Quality (5%): Customers expressed satisfaction with the softness and high quality of the fabric used in the product.
  • Color Quality (6%): Customers expressed appreciation for the vibrant and beautiful colors of the product, with multiple reviews mentioning their love for the colors.
  • Design Appeal (20%): A significant number of customers appreciated the great and cute designs of the shirts. (Common opinion)
  • Fit Accuracy (10%): Customers raved about the fit of the shirt, with many describing it as perfect and true to size.

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Review highlights

  • "Beautiful design, great quality printing and shirt material as always :)" — Tamy T.
  • "Good quality shirts as always!!!" — Blayze L.
  • "Super cute design and good quality fabric!" — Sarah T.

Reviews

I like the design, it

"I like the design, it fits well in the shirt and after a first wash doesn’t seem to start to vanish so currently happy with it, I hope it will last long. I would recommend the premium cotton instead of the normal, some shirts do not have the option , but the normal one isn’t very agreeable to wear. For international shipping, be aware that the company badly manages it, their transport partners will cost you additional hidden 30$ for "file management". The company doesn’t want to do anything about it."

— Lenaig L. (4/5)

I like the design, it

"I like the design, it fits well in the shirt and after a first wash doesn’t seem to start to vanish so currently happy with it, I hope it will last long. I would recommend the premium cotton instead of the normal, some shirts do not have the option, but the normal one isn’t very agreeable to wear. For international shipping, be aware that the company badly manages it, their transport partners will cost you additional hidden 30$ for "file management". The company doesn’t want to do anything about it."

— Lenaig L. (4/5)

A very cute shirt! Shipping

"A very cute shirt! Shipping was a little wonky, but the product is good quality and the print has held up to a few washes. I wear it to work at the local library and folks there love it."

— Daniel T. (5/5)

This is for my teenager

"This is for my teenager who always does the weird "NPC" dance. It's perfect. The shirt doesn't run very small, just a little, but after a few washings it does shrink a tiny bit, so buy a size up."

— Renate U. (5/5)

First purchase had damaged print.

"First purchase had damaged print. Tee Turtle customer service was great about getting me a replacement quickly and the quality of the second sweatshirts print was just right."

— Karen E. (5/5)

Love the illustrations. Great job!

"Love the illustrations. Great job! Sizes are accurate and tracking system was not that correct, but we are super happy with the t shirts."

— elaine m. (5/5)

"The material is soft and good quality. The size after washing wash was spot on. It came early which was great. but the tracking was a bit off the last day or 2 of the shipment. overall I have and will buy again."

— Valerie (4/5)

I like the art for

"I like the art for the tshirt. The colors show well, the shirt is comfy, though sometimes shirts from turtle are a little bit on the smaller side compared to most brands I buy. Overall still lovely."

— Bek S. (5/5)

The Martians were one of

"The Martians were one of the few things that made me laugh as a baby. I love this shirt so much! I’ve never found Martians merch before. Thank you for giving me part of my childhood back."

— Elizabeth R. (5/5)

This is my 2nd order

"This is my 2nd order through the site as I wanted to get some for a series of family birthdays coming up and people always seem to like my shirts from my previous order."

— Jason G. (5/5)

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