VAMPIRES SUCK

Vampires Suck

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VAMPIRES SUCK

Vampires Suck

Regular price $17.50
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  • Bestseller! 100% ringspun cotton crew neck t-shirt
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Finally, a vampire joke with some bite.

“Vampires Suck” stars an adorably deadpan little bat who would like to remind everyone that vampires do, in fact, suck. Literally. The tiny fangs and suspicious drop of blood make the joke painfully obvious, but judging by that blank expression, explaining it was still necessary.

This t-shirt is ready to sink its teeth into spooky season while keeping the mood delightfully unserious. Wear it whenever your wardrobe needs a little vampire humor, then wait patiently for everyone else to get it. Eventually.

 

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Overall rating: 4.8646035 / 5 from 517 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

Customers love the 'Vampires Suck' t-shirt for its high-quality graphics, perfect fit, and comfortable material. The design and print quality are consistently praised, making it a delightful addition to any spooky season wardrobe.

Summary topics

  • Graphics Quality (4%): Customers appreciated the great graphics and how well they fit. (7 out of 20 reviews)
  • Fit (8%): Customers appreciated the fit of the tees, with many expressing their love for the designs.
  • Material Quality (3%): It was observed by customers that the material of the product is of high quality and comfortable.

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Review highlights

  • "A beautiful super soft shirt, fabulous quality and print is perfect!" — AJ P.
  • "The fabric feels really good and the print is really great quailty." — Raven
  • "Good quality printing and material." — Colin M.

Reviews

I like the design, it

"I like the design, it is funny, it fits well in the shirt and after a first wash doesn’t seem to start to vanish so currently happy with it, I hope it will last long. I would recommend the premium cotton instead of the normal, some shirts like this one do not have the option - that is why I removed a star -, but the normal one isn’t very agreeable to wear. For international shipping, be aware that the company badly manages it, their transport partners will cost you additional hidden 30$ for "file management". The company doesn’t want to do anything about it."

— Lenaig L. (3/5)

This is the second time

"This is the second time I have purchased this shirt because I love the design so much but I will say I feel like the quality has gone down over the last couple years. The prints are not centered and sized well to the shirts and the printing method feels cheaper."

— Chris G. (3/5)

I bought these shirts for

"I bought these shirts for my granddaughter. She is 8 and loves them. The shirt is very good quality. I wish there was a white shirt to pick from it is very hot in texas and black doesn't help. The graphics are great. I have one that I bought couple years ago and the shirt gave out before the graphics did. All in all, I will buy more!"

— Melody E. (5/5)

Great t-shirt! It is well

"Great t-shirt! It is well made and very comfortable. The printing is very well done and the shirt fits perfectly. The shirt fits much better on the inside!"

— Christopher D. (5/5)

This shirt is hilarious! I

"This shirt is hilarious! I could not resist buying it because I feel like this has been me for the last several years. I have a child just like this as well, lol, so I wear it whenever I want her to make "good decisions" on that particular day."

— Michael W. (5/5)

"They used to ship from Europe, now it's from the USA without any notice. So there were some surprising taxes, but then also absolutely nonsensical custom duties, without any prior notice. #LLADRES. Never buying again."

— Pablo (1/5)

Super cute design, as shown.

"Super cute design, as shown. T-shirts run a bit smaller than typical. Nice quality and great price."

— Katie W. (5/5)

Negative stars if possible. Never

"Negative stars if possible. Never received item. Reached out to customer service a few times who claimed they would take care of it and I got no response after. I have purchased Tee Turtle for years and the first sign of an issued, I'm ghosted. ."

— Debbie M. (1/5)

The shirt is amazing! The

"The shirt is amazing! The color is great and I love the fit!"

— Traci B. (5/5)

Absolutely love the design and

"Absolutely love the design and have been happy with all products from teeturtle"

— Lois K. (5/5)

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